Monday, February 28, 2011


November 12, 2010  - - - -  
Dear Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats,  
So you're back. You just come waltzing into town like nothing has happened, 
like  nothing has changed. Don't look at me like that. You're the one who left for a  
year with no explanation, no warning. No note. And I'm just supposed to be okay  with that?  
Well, I'm not. A lot has changed in the last year. I've moved on. I tried going  vegan, did 
you know that? Of course you didn't. You know why? Because you never  bothered to call and 
check in. I had a fling with peppermint in December, but  that didn't last long. 

I never really got over you.  Do you know what it was like for me after you disappeared? 
I was a wreck. I  couldn't get out of bed; there was nothing to look forward to. I started  
visiting the places we spent time together, on the off chance you might be  there. But no matter 
where I went, the fact was that you were gone. Worst of  all, it seems that I was the only one 
who noticed. Signs advertising your  presence remained up. Commercials encouraging me to consume 
you in mass  quantities flooded my television and haunted my dreams. You were everywhere and  
nowhere, all at the same time.  If I had realized how temporary your presence in my life 
would be, I would have  done things differently. I would have cherished the time we spent 
together more.  I would have taken more pictures. I would have told you I loved you each and  
every single day. If only I knew it was all going to end, I would have planned  ahead. 
I would have stocked up. If only.  But like I said, things are different now. I've changed. 
I'm strong now. I'm not  the same girl who needed you, yearned for you and cried when you 
weren't around.  I am an independent, self sufficient woman, who refuses to be tied down.  
Especially to something that can't handle hanging around for more than a three  month period 
of time. 

So screw you, you commitment phobic piece of crap.  You've got a lot of nerve coming 
back here. How dare you look me in the eye? Do  you think I'm dumb? Do you think I don't realize
that since you've come back,  you've flirted with every person you pass on the street, tempting
them with your  elusive charms and intoxicating scent? You jerk. You big jerk. I trusted you. 
I  thought we had something special. And now you've gone and thrown it all away.  

Again. God, I'm stupid. I'm so stupid. I hate you. I really, really do.  
Wait. I'm sorry. Maybe I'm being too hard on you. I don't know. I've put so much  
into this relationship already. Maybe it's better to just try again. A blank  slate, so to speak.
 It's still early in the season. We still have time; we can  still make it work. What do you say?
 How about a drink? For old time's sake? But  please, whatever you do. Don't ever leave me again.
 I love you, Ilana Abby Plen

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